By Mrs. Ertel's Class
The Giant and the Witch are in the Giant's kitchen discussing dinner.
Giant, we're having pork for dinner.
No! I want rabbit!
Sorry! I don't care. We will have pork!
I don't think so, missy!
If we have pork tonight, I promise we'll have rabbit tomorrow.
Okay, but you better keep your promise, or else!
I'll go catch a pig.
Oh, fine. I'll cook the vegetables and set the table.
Porky Pig is picking flowers in the garden. He sniffs one deeply, and sneezes loudly. The flowers go everwhere. Daffy Duck runs on, angry.
Was that a special effect?
No, th-th-that was a sn-sn-sn-sneeze!
S-s-s-sorry, but these fl-fl-flowers are everyone's fl-fl-flowers, not yours.
You'll be sorry!
Daffy runs off. He comes back on with a water pistol. He sneaks up behind Porky, and is just about to let him have it when the Witch appears and snatches Porky away.
I've got to tell Bugs! Help! Everyone!
Lots of 'toons enter in great excitement, including Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and Yosemite Sam.
What in tarnation is this all about?
What's up, Doc?
Porky's been pignapped by the witch!
Who's going to rescue him?
Only Bugs raises his hand. Elmer takes his hat off and puts a hand on Bugs's shoulder. He speaks solemnly.
Be vewy, vewy quiet!
Bugs makes a dramatic exit.
The Giant's kitchen. Porky Pig is in a big pot. The Giant and the Witch stand nearby.
What are we having for dinner?
I hope I can have salad with my pork.
How about an apple?
The Witch shoves an apple into Porky's mouth. Bugs enters.
Hey! Wouldn't you rather have rabbit?
I want pork!
If we have rabbit tonight, I promise we'll have pork tomorrow.
Where have I heard that before? Oh, all right.
Porky gets out of the pot and Bugs gets in. The Witch speaks directly to the audience.
Okay, now I'll cast a cooking spell on him.
The Witch casts a spell at Bugs. Bugs grabs a potcover and deflects the spell onto the Giant. The Giant is cooked. He falls on the Witch and crushes her.
Yes! I've done it!
Supertoons was written by Mrs. Ertel's 1997/98 Second-Grade class at The Haverford School, Haverford, PA, under the supervision of Drama teacher Matt Buchanan.